Heaven United to Earth
We got to Yankee Stadium in about 45 minutes after a delay when the response to Sr. Mary Catharine’s, “everyone got their tickets?” was met with, “Oh, NO!” from Sr. Joseph Maria. The rest of our community was at Mass so no one was answering the doorbells but finally Sister got back inside the monastery and retrieved her precious ticket.
We went sailed right through security. As good nuns we took the long list of prohibited articles literally and found that we really could have slipped in our sandwiches instead of having to pay the exorbitant stadium prices.